Got implants!!

Don't worry mom and dad, don't have a heart attack when you read the title. It's not what you think. One of clients was telling me she had this breast implant someone had given to her as a joke a long time ago. I thought it was funny, and asked if she'd bring it so i could see it and feel it. It just felt jelli, squishy, and firm. This implant is from the early 90s, she said, but are better now than they were back then. So i had her take pick of me holding me up, we even got the front and side view of it. Since i know i'm never going to have the real ones, figured this would be good enough for me. Nice eh!! Now i can say i've held and touched an implant, how many people you know have.